Things I look forward to
Apr. 28th, 2004 02:46 pmThings I look forward to after the baby is born (apart from the baby itself):
* Being able to put on my shoes myself
* Being able to put on socks without it hurting
* Wiping myself after going to the toilet without feeling like I'm doing some extremely advanced yoga
* No more heartburn
* Sex lying on my back (looking forward to this is of course just an illusion, since when the baby is born I will be too tired to even think of sex, but still, it's been months since I could do this and I happen to like this old-fashioned traditional style)
* Not feeling warm and sweaty all the time
* Being able to put on my shoes myself
* Being able to put on socks without it hurting
* Wiping myself after going to the toilet without feeling like I'm doing some extremely advanced yoga
* No more heartburn
* Sex lying on my back (looking forward to this is of course just an illusion, since when the baby is born I will be too tired to even think of sex, but still, it's been months since I could do this and I happen to like this old-fashioned traditional style)
* Not feeling warm and sweaty all the time