An "enhancing drug" that I would love to have

[frualeydis]

I, and I expect everybody else, get lots offers every day for drugs which will enhance either my penis (most common) or breast (no thank you!) size. But what I would really need is a drug that enhances my ability to put in zippers; so that they always look right on the first try. This far I have only discovered drugs which make it more fun (or at least less boring) to put in zippers, but unfortunately they all have the negative side effect that your have a higher risk of turning out crooked.

Comments

[gailsedotes.livejournal.com]

amen sister!

[estela-dufrayse.livejournal.com]

I have the zip problem too...Mum can't understand why, she has no problem with zips. I have never gotten one in on the first try...usually about the third try is the good one for me.

I'd gladly pay someone else to do it!

[(Anonymous)]

The few zippers I've put in turn out fine. (Touch wood.) You vill haff to trink my blood. ;)

/Sara

[peggyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

I would so buy that! I end up hand basting all my zippers now & then machine stitching them, what a pain!

[silverstah.livejournal.com]

*lol* If you can figure out how to make that drug, I'd buy a whole bottle. I can't do zippers to save my life!

[bauhausfrau.livejournal.com]

That was a good one! Thanks for the laugh and when you find the zipper insertion enhancing drug please let us all know!

[merastra.livejournal.com]

Hee! Count me in. :-)

[babylon-goo.livejournal.com]

as someone who had to do the zipper 3 times in one skirt I would also like to find this drug ;)

[ginger-dragon.livejournal.com]

Yes! That's exactly what is needed. I want it too.

[amonik.livejournal.com]

I think they turn out ok when I do them by hand. Must be the psycho pills. Sorry, not giving any away.

[sneprinsesse.livejournal.com]

I was going to get an invisible zipper foot, only I couldn't find one!