An "enhancing drug" that I would love to have

[frualeydis]

I, and I expect everybody else, get lots offers every day for drugs which will enhance either my penis (most common) or breast (no thank you!) size. But what I would really need is a drug that enhances my ability to put in zippers; so that they always look right on the first try. This far I have only discovered drugs which make it more fun (or at least less boring) to put in zippers, but unfortunately they all have the negative side effect that your have a higher risk of turning out crooked.

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[estela-dufrayse.livejournal.com]

I have the zip problem too...Mum can't understand why, she has no problem with zips. I have never gotten one in on the first try...usually about the third try is the good one for me.

I'd gladly pay someone else to do it!